Full o' veins

Catholic army attack a sperm bank

The Finish Line

(A quick reworking from a notebook pic)

Grandad sperm?

(A quick reworking from a notebook pic)

If you love somebody...

Sperm Diversion...

the Club...

Meanwhile in Heaven...(part 2)

Meanwhile in Heaven: Cloud Car

Colourful reminder...

Plans for the Son of God:

Meanwhile in Heaven...

You disgusting Bitch!

Badly designed sexbot.

Woman crying driving sports car

Post it note (forgive me)

Slightly sinister post it note (or pre-emptive bender notification)

Oh Princess

101 things to worry about... Genetically modified food.

 What if it gets out of control and suddenly everything starts mutating? What if by eating it we start mutating?

After the accident

Congratulations...

Where are you Douglas?

Phew it's hard working starting your own religion...

Hooray!

Coloured crosses. (PS I'm not religious)

What if my child becomes a serial killer? (101 things to worry about)

Paedophiles!

101 things to worry about: Paedophiles (or pedophiles if you're in the states). Print and put in your window. Sponsored by the Daily Mail.

Keep Smiling...

Motivational posters with a 'grin and bear it' mantra...

Losing Control

(101 things to worry about). What if I lose control of myself while speaking to an old lady and for no reason just spit in her face!

(101 things to worry about) What if I go to another country and an insect lays eggs under my skin...

Mickey puts his hand over Minnie's mouth...